I'm also going to hold a contest here for the best caption to this True Blood valentine cartoon.If you think you've got a clever caption for what Tara is saying to Sookie, then post it in the comments section to this post. I'm going to pick my favorite, and if it's yours I'll sketch a portrait of your favorite True Blood character on a 4 x 6 card and send it to you! Contest starts now until midnight, February 21st 2001.
BTW: I've done lots of other valentines in the previous years that have been posted on Campblood.org so why not stop by there and check them out? They're all horror-related and campy fun!
http://www.campblood.org/Features/Valentines2007.htm
http://www.campblood.org/Features/Valentines2006.htm
http://www.campblood.org/Features/Valentines.htm
Be sure to check out all of Campblood's amazing movie reviews, news, and fun while you're there! http://www.campblood.org/
26 comments:
Tara says to Sookie "Girl, you know that Vampire is compensating for something sending you all this. And what's he thinking giving you all this candy? What's he got on his mind that he thinks you need all them calories?"
"Bill, Eric, Alcide, Quinn, Sam, Calvin..... Tiger Woods?!"
"See I told ya that you'd end up buried from hanging around all those vamps!"
Those Rock! Great gift for the crabby Valentine who doesn't want anything. Nor wants to give me the money to buy them anything! Thanks. Hopefully they cough up a donation too.
Oh wow these cards are fangtastic. Thanks for sharing.
(Tara to Sookie) "Look at all that crap! It 'dudnt' get more desperate than that! Makes me wanna gag." (Sookie)- "If you think so now, just be glad you can't see ERIC'S gifts at the BOTTOM of this pile."
Tara says to Sookie "Are *any* of these from a HUMAN?"
Tara to Sookie: "Oh my god! This makes me sick! You know he's just trying to get you in to bed! Go ahead, eat those chocolates. See if you don't end up dead or fat and alone."
Sookie, with chocolate on her fingers, to Tara: "Mmmm. The prospect of death never tasted so good."
So, fine. Bill calls you "his." Well girl, you don't have to read my mind to know that I'm calling all this bling, "MINE!"
"Girl, they sent you a live one again, guess we'd better get him out before he suffocates"
Or if Sookie is buried,
"See girl, I told ya they'd try to kill ya one way or another"
Tara to Sookie
Dang it Sookie how did you get all of these valentines? They couldnt have come from Bill or Eric because they dont have hearts.
Sookie to Tara
Now you listen here Tara May just because you cant hold a boyfriend for more than a week dosent mean S cant. so if you are going to be mean then leave because im used to it.
Tara to sookie:
"I see that vamp went straight for your heart..."
Tara says, slightly under her breath...
"Talk about "ho" cakes...
Sookie I think I found you a live one under all this crap
"what'd you THINK you'd get?! You only bat you eyelashes at every non-human creature you meet!"
Tara: "I'm alone again... Valentine's Day sucks!"
Sookie: *muffled* "Literally!"
Tara: "Mm-hmm, girl, you gonna have a bad reputation, all these men followin' you around."
"Oh hell no. I think I might just take a couple of these. What? It's not like your gonna use all of em! You get the bite marks and I get the goodies."
I love the show True Blood. But this is a little odd. Check out my blogs.
"Wow Sook, gifts from your pack of admirers? Must bite having to choose your fav!
If any of them candies is filled with blood, I'm gonna puke.
Tara to Sookie: "Just like a damn vampire to show his love by burying you."
Tara: Damn, Sookie! Look at this swag. I gotta get me some Fairie blood!
"Death by chocolate, that's sure not how I thought Vamps did it ...."
Tara to Sookie: "What....Eric's gracious aplenty not good enough for you?!"
Fantastic ideas its looking so great i like it...
Custom gift cards
clear cards
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